?

Log in

Dear Santa Meme

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I stole jennclack's purse (-30 points). In February I pulled ooolala_lauren's hair (-5 points). In November I helped utkari02 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I pushed cassandraclare in the mud (-17 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-45 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
moonnroses82

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Tags:

Fic: Not So Secret Anymore

Title: Not So Secret Anymore

Category: Hunger Games
Character(s): Mrs. E.


Words: 945
Genre(s): Humor/Romance
Rating: Rated: K+
Summary: Post THG, Pre CF. It's the first time Mrs. Everdeen and Mr. Mellark
see each other after Peeta's announcement to all of Panem in the Hunger Games
about Mr. Mellark once wanting to marry Mrs. Everdeen...

URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5477429/1/
 

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I now have Chapter 7 up and will soon have Chapter 8 up! Happy Reading!



Title: Firestarter
Fandom: The Hunger Games
Characters/Pairing: Katniss Everdeen and the whole crowd. Pairings: Katniss/Peeta and some Madge/Gale
Rating: PG13
Category: Suspense, Drama
Spoilers: Tons of spoilers!
Summary: Post CF. Katniss wakes up to a not-so-simple truth: District 12 is gone, there is a rebellion, and she's the poster child. Peeta is captured, Gale is dogging her steps, and people need her. She will risk everything, again, to make sure they survive.
Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/5465142/1/Firestarter

Firestarter

I've written a story based on the Hunger Games and Catching Fire. There are THG and CF spoilers in the fic.Here's the info:

Title: Firestarter
Characters/Pairing: Katniss Everdeen and the whole crowd. Pairings: Katniss/Peeta and some Madge/Gale
Rating: PG13
Category: Suspense, Drama
Spoilers: Tons of spoilers!
Summary: Post CF. Katniss wakes up to a not-so-simple truth: District 12 is gone, there is a rebellion, and she's the poster child. Peeta is captured, Gale is dogging her steps, and people need her. She will risk everything, again, to make sure they survive.
Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/5465142/1/Firestarter


Let me know what you think!

Bored.......

I'm soooo booooored...................

Tags:


Just so everyone knows, I totally snagged this from </strong></a></b></strong></a>utkari02. She gets all the great stuff!

man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad? To which
the man matter-of-factly replies,

'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'

'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class
at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
'Why are there 3 in this package?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.'

'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking
up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March.....'

 

Tags:

The Cause


Totally snagged this from </a></font></b></a>utkari02</span> but it was soooooo worth it. Laugh away kiddies!


The Most Noble of Vampires


Hello everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I posted a new fic on fanfiction.net based on the Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. Here's the info:

Fandom: The Mortal Instruments
Title: The Most Noble of Vampires
Genre: Romance/ Drama
Length: One-Shot 971 words
Rating: T- for the 13+ crowd
Summary: Post CoG. Contains spoilers. A missing scene in which Simon tries to
comfort Isabelle but she has different ideas... Please R&R.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5021129/1/

Basically, it's about a missing scene from CoG in which Simon goes to comfort Isabelle. I hope you enjoy!

So I've got two new fics that I wrote based on the Mortal Instruments. The first is called "The Consul's Choice":


Fandom: The Mortal Instruments
Title: The Consul's Choice
Genre: Angst/Suspense
Length: One-Shot 1,047 words
Rating: M- Mature for some blood
Summary: Post CoG with MAJOR spoilers. When the Consul sees the person he loves, it throws him back to a memory and a choice that he has made.
Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/4984060/1/The_Consuls_Choice

And then the second is my first slash fic ever based on the same fandom. It's called "Let Them Look."

Fandom: The Mortal Instruments
Title: Let Them Look
Genre: Romance/ General
Length: One-Shot 1,182 words
Rating: T- For older teens and above
Summary: Post CoG with spoilers! This is the moment when Alec realizes just how he's been feeling for Magnus and finally does something about it.
Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/4986122/1/Let_Them_Look

Enjoy!


A Charity I would like to start...

So, I was bored today at work and noticed that the new Bazaar Magazines were in for January and Februrary. I looked through them and quite frankly, I felt absolutely glad of the weight that I have. I mean, yes, I could lose a bit for health reasons, but at least I LOOK healthy. These girls in the magazines are NOTHING but skin and bones... I mean, I wonder if when they walk they actually hear their bones rub together.

And these poor girls look so sad. Their eyes are so lifeless... no matter how much make up they have on and clothes or whatever... they look so unhealthy. As if they are dying or already dead. I just want to invite these girls over and FEED them. Can we start a charity called FEED the models?

I hope if there is a young woman reading this she will realize that these women starve themselves for a pereception of beauty that is stark, unrealistic, dark, and unhealthy. This is not beauty. In my opinion, it is depravity. I'm not saying go out there and have all the Mickey D's you want... but... enjoy life. And look healthy. These girls look like they would break if they started to run. They are just so brittle and lifeless... I would rather read a magazine that has someone earthy, full of life and energy, and someone that is REAL.